Guest Post: Jokes by NCC

1. Guess what? Chicken butt.
2. Why are trees blowing? Because the clouds burped.
3. Guess what? Nothing.
4. Guess what? You're good at writing!
5. Guess what? Happy pie day!

CAT DESTROYS SUN!!!! by NC

Hoshi  has destroyed the sun by shooting 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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00987654321123456789 misiles, nukes, and tnt at it, causing the sun to explode!

This might be the end of humankind but scientists have hope that they might maybe maybe, maybe be able to save humankind!

My Life by SK

When I was first brought into the world aka born, I wanted to do everything.  Also apparently when I was 0.75 yrs old I was walking and when I was 2 my brother and sister entered my life.

I don’t think I would have liked that so I decided to be cheeky ( you get the idea and you aren’t going to hear another 200 words so lets move on) After my reign of terror I said my words. Not very good at talking but I was getting there

Now that I can walk and talk at age 4 but we are not going to talk about diapers in ages 2, and 1.

Now that I’m age 7 I speak clearly and I can change my ow clothes and sleep in a bed instead of a crib.

9 years old brought me to this class called Writing to Get Published.

THE END

My Own Personal Zombie Apocalypse Experience by SK

Trapped… No Food… Zombies… Monsters…

My name is Jake and I’m stuck in my basement hiding down there. My entire house other then the basement is a zombie party. I found a crowbar my father used for renovating and bashed down

The zombies. They aren’t too smart, anyways I got out of my house then went to the pharmacy to grab a first aid kit. Then to the store for food and water.

As I left a monster POUNCED.

In A Galaxy Far, Far Away by NC

One sunny day in a galaxy far far away where only cat’s and dog’s live cats and dogs were friends and wizards and witches.

Ch 1

The Fate

It was a nice sunny day and Some cat’s and dogs were playing tennis and having fun. Some other dogs and cats were swimming in a nice new huge swimming pool. Then came winter. There were cats and dogs sledding,skiing,snowboarding,building snow forts,having snowball fights all having fun.

One sunny day a cat named Red used the torture spell on a dog named Jet.

The dogs and cats turned against each other. 

Ch 2

The Battle Begins

On the cats half of the planet they have two dogs. On the dogs half of the planet there are two cats. On the cat’s side they are making a secret weapon Called the CSS. The dogs do not know about the CSS. On the dogs side they are also making a top secret weapon that the cats do not know about. It is called the DSS. On the cats side they are setting up lots of traps while the dogs are just learning spells.

Poem by GM

The grey sky above

sunshine, rain, storm, or big change

Still will always stay

Poem by NC

Roses are red
Violets are blue 

Sunflowers are yellow 

Tulips  are orange 

Leaves  are green 

This is just a list of facts