- Guess what? Chicken butt.
- Why are trees blowing? Because the clouds burped.
- Guess what? Nothing.
- Guess what? You're good at writing!
- Guess what? Happy pie day!
Saturday, July 25, 2020
Guest Post: Jokes by NCC
CAT DESTROYS SUN!!!! by NC
Hoshi has destroyed the sun by shooting 900000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000
00000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000
0 0987654321123456789 misiles, nukes, and tnt at it, causing the sun to explode!
This might be the end of humankind but scientists have hope that they might maybe maybe, maybe be able to save humankind!
Friday, July 24, 2020
My Life by SK
When I was first brought into the world aka born, I wanted to do everything. Also apparently when I was 0.75 yrs old I was walking and when I was 2 my brother and sister entered my life.
I don’t think I would have liked that so I decided to be cheeky ( you get the idea and you aren’t going to hear another 200 words so lets move on) After my reign of terror I said my words. Not very good at talking but I was getting there
Now that I can walk and talk at age 4 but we are not going to talk about diapers in ages 2, and 1.
Now that I’m age 7 I speak clearly and I can change my ow clothes and sleep in a bed instead of a crib.
9 years old brought me to this class called Writing to Get Published.
THE END
My Own Personal Zombie Apocalypse Experience by SK
Trapped… No Food… Zombies… Monsters…
My name is Jake and I’m stuck in my basement hiding down there. My entire house other then the basement is a zombie party. I found a crowbar my father used for renovating and bashed down
The zombies. They aren’t too smart, anyways I got out of my house then went to the pharmacy to grab a first aid kit. Then to the store for food and water.
As I left a monster POUNCED.
In A Galaxy Far, Far Away by NC
One sunny day in a galaxy far far away where only cat’s and dog’s live cats and dogs were friends and wizards and witches.
Ch 1
The Fate
It was a nice sunny day and Some cat’s and dogs were playing tennis and having fun. Some other dogs and cats were swimming in a nice new huge swimming pool. Then came winter. There were cats and dogs sledding,skiing,snowboarding, building snow forts,having snowball fights all having fun.
One sunny day a cat named Red used the torture spell on a dog named Jet.
The dogs and cats turned against each other.
Ch 2
The Battle Begins
On the cats half of the planet they have two dogs. On the dogs half of the planet there are two cats. On the cat’s side they are making a secret weapon Called the CSS. The dogs do not know about the CSS. On the dogs side they are also making a top secret weapon that the cats do not know about. It is called the DSS. On the cats side they are setting up lots of traps while the dogs are just learning spells.
Poem by GM
The grey sky above
sunshine, rain, storm, or big change
Still will always stay
Poem by NC
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow
Tulips are orange
Leaves are green
This is just a list of facts
Thursday, July 23, 2020
Almost one minute in a different universe by ZR
I have almost one minute to survive in a different universe. this universe is strange, there are weird looking people and I'm floating in the air. I have to keep a helmet on or else I can't breathe.
30 seconds later
It is hard for me to breathe then right then I new there was a hole in my helmet I had to make it in the rocket i made and fix the helmet then i got hungry so then i asked the weird looking people to see if they had any food but i couldn't understand them so i followed them they had food!
But then I tasted the food and it tasted weird and had a weird texture. I was glad they gave me food. That was good when I was already used to it and I was starving because I hadn't eaten anything before the trip but I didn't know that I was going to space then I went in the rocket and my time was over and I went back home.
Script for Going To The Dogs! by ZR
Narrator: Sally had a concert in Paris so she was going to stay there long but her dog sugar needed to be taken care of so she had to get all her sugar’s things packed.. She had to clean everything and she had to find a person who would babysit the dog so she called her friend.
Sally: “Can you take care of my dog lily i’m going out of town for a concert”
Lilly: “Um ok I can take care of your dog for you”
^
{pause for a little bit}
Sally: “Ok thank you”
Lilly: “Your welcome ”
{phones turns off}
{sign of relief and wipes head}
Sally: I finally found someone who will take care of you”
Sugar the dog: “Arf arf arf!”
Sally: “Come on it's time to sleep”
{sally goes to bed with sugar”
THE NEXT DAY
Sally: “It's time to drop you off sugar at my friends house come on let's go in the car”
Sugar: “Arf arf arf”
{They get in the car}
{ start driving}
Salley: “were here come on lets go”
Sugar: “arf arf”
Lilly: “hello”
Sally:”Thank you so much for saying yes to taking care of sugar ”
Lilly:” you're welcome””
Sally: Bye sugar
sugar : arf arf
narrator : after two days sally got back from paris and went to go pick up sugar
She was singing and dancing and it was a wonderful time.
Sally: “ hello i'm here to pick up sugar
Lilly: “shes right here”
Sally: “ oh thank you”
Lilly: ”you're welcome”
Sally:” here is your money”
Lilly: “thank you”
Narrator: Sally and sugar had a good time together after!
Commercial Script by SK
Come on down to Bob's Big Beef Emporium for some awesome deals! We got more kinds of beef than you can think of! So come on down! See us at Bob’s Big Beef Emporium for beef!
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
Stranded by SK
DAY 1 Stranded on the island with no food, no shelter, a lot of saltwater and no help. I start to go hungry, I need some food. I manage to get a pear from a tree and then hurt my hand trying. I scream in pain and rub my hand like crazy. Once I finally dealt with my hand issue I went to go get a tool. I managed to get a sharp stick by the end of today. Then I sleep on a pile of leaves not knowing what the next day would bring…
DAY 2: I manage to find a cave ad then make my house in there. Once I made my house I was going to chop trees to get a sizable amount of logs to make a raft to leave this island but first once I get the wood I need rope.
But I was super thirsty and hungry so I had to go farm apples and purify some water. Well that took 3 hours but I finally was no longer fasting. And I finally had a boat to leave and go back to civilization
McFly by NC
There once was a cat named McFly he had no owner and he lived on the streets. One snowy cold winter day Mcfly met a big dog. The dog fought McFly. But then the dog decided that McFly could live with him. And they became best friends and lived happily ever after.
How To Make Slime by ZR
You will need:
1: bowl
2: white glue
3: something to mix it with
4: decoration (optional)
5: borax and water, stirred, set aside from everything
6: food coloring
7: clay (optional)
Instructions
1: bowl
2: white glue
3: something to mix it with
4: decoration (optional)
5: borax and water, stirred, set aside from everything
6: food coloring
7: clay (optional)
Instructions
- First you take the bowl and put the glue inside.
- Then you add the color then if you want to, you can add the decorations
- Separate the borax and water from everything else
- Stir the water and borax
- Put it in with everything else and then stir it.
- If you want you can add clay when your slime is done.
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
How To #4 by
1) First fold your paper as if your going to make a book (not portrait form)
2) Open your book and then fold the top corners toward the center of the book crease then make sure that the two triangles are on opposite sides but backing against each other
3) Fold each triangle over each other again until you get a point.
4) Then once you unfold the wings you are done.
2) Open your book and then fold the top corners toward the center of the book crease then make sure that the two triangles are on opposite sides but backing against each other
3) Fold each triangle over each other again until you get a point.
4) Then once you unfold the wings you are done.
How To #3 by GM
1)Start with the paper in a diamond shape (you may have to cut the paper into a small, even, square
2) Fold the top corner down to the bottom corner (should look like a triangle)
3) Fold the right corner to the left corner (makes a smaller triangle)
4) Fold it back so there is an indent/line in the middle of the triangle
5) Fold the two corners down leaving a gap by the middle crease creating two ear like folds
6) Fold the bottom to the back of the paper.
2) Fold the top corner down to the bottom corner (should look like a triangle)
3) Fold the right corner to the left corner (makes a smaller triangle)
4) Fold it back so there is an indent/line in the middle of the triangle
5) Fold the two corners down leaving a gap by the middle crease creating two ear like folds
6) Fold the bottom to the back of the paper.
How To #2 by
1) First you fold it the hamburger (not the long way)
2) Then you fold all the corners.
3) then you fold it the hamburger way again
4) Then you have....
How To #1 by NC
1) Take a piece of paper.
2) Fold the piece of paper in half
3) Unfold it.
4) Fold both corners in.
5) Fold what you get, down.
6) Fold both corners in twice.
7) Fold it in half.
8) Then fold the wings down.
That's it. You should have a...
2) Fold the piece of paper in half
3) Unfold it.
4) Fold both corners in.
5) Fold what you get, down.
6) Fold both corners in twice.
7) Fold it in half.
8) Then fold the wings down.
That's it. You should have a...
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